Without going into detail just yet, it does look like I’ll be returning to the work force after all, in some way shape or form. It’s not a full time gig, more likely freelance with some occasional time in the office, but still, it’s a REAL JOB with REAL ADULTS and I haven’t done that in almost four years. Yikes. There are a lot of things...

Without going into too much detail, there has been some talk lately in the Casa de Wampler about me returning to the work force. Notice I didn’t say “go back to work,” because then all the moms in the world would swoop down on me and be like “WE DO WORK SO QUIT UNDERMINING US MOMMY WAR FOREVER WE ARE BETTER THAN YOU DIE.” And we...

Today, Paul and I had a case of the Mondays. Blame it on the holiday weekend + Declan’s birthday party + too much junk food + not enough sleep, and you have a recipe for bitchiness in this house. And this morning, we had a buffet of bitchiness before coffee had even been poured. I, of course, was spooning out extra servings to everyone. So yea, I was tired...

A MAJOR decision has been made this weekend. It’s taken months of research, experimenting and head-scratching, but finally, FINALLY Paul and I looked at each other, nodded, and said “Yes. That’s it. That’s the one.” We picked paint colors, ya’ll. Seriously, when we bought our house back in August, the No. 1 thing I was SO EXCITED...

Because I’m a crazy person, I am purposefully going out of my way to make my life more difficult and doing things that I’m not good at. I blame the media. They are to blame for everything else these days (the Kardashians, Sarah Palin), so obviously they have caused this problem for me as well. My problem is that although I like to poke fun at the overly...

Holy crystal meth, guys, I have been going crazy lately. Well, crazier. OK, that’s not possible. Busy, I’ve been busy. God, lay off. I promised the other day that I would write my weekly wrap-up late, but considering it will be Wednesday in like an hour, let’s just scrap it. Here’s the nutshell: no weight loss, still spending too much, read...