Have y’all ever seen that movie, Run Lola Run? It’s a great movie, German, I think. Has that girl in it from The Bourne Identity. I’ll always list it as one of my favorites because A) it is, it’s a really cool movie and B) it’s foreign and with subtitles and therefore it makes me seem smart. Anyway, there’s a lot of running in the...

Was not satisfying. So I made this. And I stand by it.

Why do you guys listen to me? WHY do you encourage me? Seriously, I don’t have good ideas. Take this turd, for example: “Hey, I know! Let’s find the most INSANE ab workout on the internet and let’s DO IT!!! YAY!!!!” And when I share this “great idea,” 20 of you chime in on Facebook and say “Oh yea, that’s fun,...

Remember that awesomely stupid show on Nickelodeon called Double Dare? Of course you do, it was the best. Cheesy graphics, dumb questions, slime, people making fools of themselves: it basically represents everything that the early 90s were all about. Of course, the highlight of this masterpiece was the “Physical Challenge!” I’m sketchy on the...

It’s time for me to come clean about something that is REALLY hard for me to admit. It’s time to reveal my weight. *Puke* Why now, you ask? Why rip this band-aid off at all, when it makes me cringe to even think about it? Because it’s what I do here. Because this blog is a place where I tell the truth about things. It’s where I lay it all out,...

Let’s talk shopping. Because I’ve just fallen back in love with it. Um, can I just tell you how FREAKING AWESOME it is to go the your average shopping mall in average Knoxville, TN, and walk into any average store and know that there will be something — MULTIPLE SOMETHINGS — that will fit? I CAN tell you how awesome that is because I just...