Domestic Disturbia — Pearls. Pills. Panic.

Mid-century aesthetics. Modern unraveling.
Greeting cards for any occasion.
Even the ones you caused.

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Domestic Disturbia lives at the intersection of fine art and deadpan feminism. Each scene depicts a woman managing an impossible situation with flat, unbothered competence.

New Woman crying while applying lipstick at her vanity, jars labeled Validation, Approval, and Control

Baby Look Pretty Now?

Validation, Approval, Control — all within arm's reach of the mirror.

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New Woman at door number 666 handing trick-or-treaters a tray of cigarettes and pills

Trick, Treat or Tranquilizer

Every house on the block hands out candy. Number 666 hands out relief.

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New Bride tossing a bouquet of lit dynamite to her bridesmaids

The Bouquet Toss

The bouquet was lit before it ever left her hands.

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New Woman at her vanity brushing a hairbrush tangled thick with hair

One Hundred Strokes

One hundred strokes a night. The brush is doing most of the work now.

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New Woman answering the door to carolers while holding a lit stick of dynamite behind her back

The Last Noel

She always answers the door for carolers. Just not every year.

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New Woman handing a scratched, holed gift box to a coworker at an office holiday party

Holiday Office Party

Martha's gift arrived a little worse for wear. She's still deciding if that's part of the fun.

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New Woman leaving milk and cookies by the fireplace beside a hidden bear trap

Milk & Cookies

Milk, cookies, and a little insurance by the chimney.

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New Woman stirring rat poison into a bowl of holiday cookie dough

Season of Giving

Her cookies are always the first to disappear from the exchange table.

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New Woman rolling a man's legs up inside a large sheet of wrapping paper

Holiday Wrapping

Wrapping paper was for the small stuff. This one needed the good rug.

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New Woman sleeping soundly in bed while her husband sits tangled in Christmas lights with an ornament in his mouth

Silent Night

She sleeps like a baby once the tree is fully decorated.

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New Woman being kissed under the mistletoe while holding a knife behind her back

Under the Mistletoe

A kiss under the mistletoe, and something else held close — tradition, either way.

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Medusa holding a martini while talking to cocktail party guests

Life of the Party

She always left a lasting impression.

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Three women at tea wearing elaborate birds as hats. One of them wearing a bird's nest with eggs.

Birds of a Feather

There was a clear pecking order.

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Woman beside neatly labeled storage boxes

The Organizer

Storage boxes, neatly labeled. Who needs their dreams anyway?.

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Woman with dynamite sticks styled as hair rollers in a 1950s beauty salon

Curl Up & Dye

She wanted to make sure she was fully lit.

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Woman with a voodoo doll and pins in a 1950s sewing room

Needlework

Who doesn't love a new hobby?.

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Woman vacuuming a bedroom while a body lies under the bed

Deep Clean

A spotless carpet. A body under the bed. Priorities, in order.

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Woman wrapping a stick of dynamite as a Christmas gift

All Is Calm

Wrapped with care. Ticking with intention. Merry everything.

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Woman posing with a mannequin family for a portrait

Picture Perfect

A family portrait. Some assembly required.

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Woman with neatly organized pill bottles

Perfection Takes Practice

A daily routine, perfectly organized. Practice really does make perfect.

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Woman browsing a wall of wigs

The Collection

Decisions, decisions...

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Woman reading a bedtime story to her son

Bedtime Story

A bedtime story, told with total honesty. Therapy can wait.

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Woman relaxing on a pool float while the house burns behind her

Wish You Weren't Here

Nothing can ruin this beautiful late afternoon.

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Woman posing calmly with a lion in a 1950s living room

Emotional Support Animal

A woman and her lion, both perfectly at ease in the living room.

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Woman dancing cheek-to-cheek with a partner in a gas mask as a mushroom cloud rises outside

Mood Lighting

Dancing cheek to gas mask while the horizon goes nuclear.

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Woman on the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife

Can You Hold?

On the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife. Multitasking.

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Woman sunbathing under an oversized, blazing sun

Sunkissed

SPF 1000. A blazing, oversized sun. An even tan, regardless.

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Woman at a party with a pill organizer displayed on the banner

We Don't Talk About That

A party in full swing. A pill organizer in full view. It's someone's day.

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Woman in bed beside a mannequin partner

We Never Talk

Communication has never been better.

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What Buyers Are Saying
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“Love these cards so much! They are so hard to part with that I have been saving and displaying them for myself.”

— Lynn

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“I love this unique card!”

— Theresa

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“What a great find. Glad to know I’m not the only one this disturbed! The card is nice and big, and the print looks sharp. Arrived quickly, too. Will definitely be back for more.”

— Ethan

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“Send these to anyone who needs a long laugh! Delightfully Disturbed”

— William

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“LOVE LOVE LOVE! I am sending one to my sister, and will frame the other one!”

— Mary

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