Domestic Disturbia — Pearls. Pills. Panic.

Mid-century aesthetics. Modern unraveling.
Greeting cards for any occasion.
Even the ones you caused.

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Domestic Disturbia lives at the intersection of fine art and deadpan feminism. Each scene depicts a woman managing an impossible situation with flat, unbothered competence. The wrongness is always there. She never notices. You will.

Woman beside neatly labeled storage boxes

The Organizer

Storage boxes, neatly labeled. Who needs their dreams anyway?.

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Woman with dynamite sticks styled as hair rollers in a 1950s beauty salon

Curl Up & Dye

She wanted to make sure she was fully lit.

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Woman with a voodoo doll and pins in a 1950s sewing room

Needlework

Who doesn't love a new hobby?.

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Woman vacuuming a bedroom while a body lies under the bed

Deep Clean

A spotless carpet. A body under the bed. Priorities, in order.

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Woman wrapping a stick of dynamite as a Christmas gift

All Is Calm

Wrapped with care. Ticking with intention. Merry everything.

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Woman posing with a mannequin family for a portrait

Picture Perfect

A family portrait. Some assembly required.

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Woman with neatly organized pill bottles

Perfection Takes Practice

A daily routine, perfectly organized. Practice really does make perfect.

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Woman browsing a wall of wigs

The Collection

Decisions, decisions...

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Woman reading a bedtime story to her son

Bedtime Story

A bedtime story, told with total honesty. Therapy can wait.

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Woman relaxing on a pool float while the house burns behind her

Wish You Weren't Here

Nothing can ruin this beautiful late afternoon.

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Woman posing calmly with a lion in a 1950s living room

Emotional Support Animal

A woman and her lion, both perfectly at ease in the living room.

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Woman dancing cheek-to-cheek with a partner in a gas mask as a mushroom cloud rises outside

Mood Lighting

Dancing cheek to gas mask while the horizon goes nuclear.

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Woman on the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife

Can You Hold?

On the phone, wrapped in the cord, holding a knife. Multitasking.

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Woman sunbathing under an oversized, blazing sun

Sunkissed

SPF 1000. A blazing, oversized sun. An even tan, regardless.

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Woman at a party with a pill organizer displayed on the banner

We Don't Talk About That

A party in full swing. A pill organizer in full view. It's someone's day.

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Woman in bed beside a mannequin partner

We Never Talk

Communication has never been better.

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